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[00:42] <KoMoSkY> hey i want a free 14 player public cs server!
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[00:50] <KoMoSkY> hello!?
[00:54] <Dr_Dunce> lo
[00:54] <Dr_Dunce> cortana
[00:55] <KoMoSkY> he said they're on fire right now
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[00:55] <Dr_Dunce> Erm?
[00:56] <Dr_Dunce> Im not sure if cortana is still about mate, sorry
[00:56] <Dr_Dunce> if you ask your question in here ill get him to get back to you if you like
[00:57] <KoMoSkY> yea
[00:57] <KoMoSkY> I WANT A FREE 14 PLAYER PUB SERVER KOMOSKY00@HOTMAIM IS MY MSN KOMOSKY IS MY AIM, CONTACT ME EITHER WAY!!!
[00:57] <Dr_Dunce> KoMoSkY
[00:57] <KoMoSkY> A COUNTER-STRIKE ONE
[00:57] <KoMoSkY> ya
[00:57] <Dr_Dunce> im not party of the CH team
[00:58] <KoMoSkY> i'm jsut asking it in here
[00:58] <Dr_Dunce> but.... i dont see the business gain of giving away £40 a month basically..
[00:58] <KoMoSkY> wh ocares they do it
[00:58] <Dr_Dunce> oh
[00:58] <Dr_Dunce> sorry
[00:58] <KoMoSkY> :p
[00:58] <Neo_ad|Sleeping> KoMoSkY are u a famous cs player ?
[00:58] <Dr_Dunce> maybe when they've put out the fire on the servers...
[00:58] <KoMoSkY> yea kinda y
[00:59] <Dr_Dunce> and caught the flying pigs that power the servers
[00:59] <KoMoSkY> y neo?
[00:59] <Neo_ad|Sleeping> u won the uk champs ?
[00:59] <Dr_Dunce> maybe it was the flying pigs that started the fires... nasty little bastards aint they
[00:59] <KoMoSkY> no i got like 2nd or so
[01:00] <KoMoSkY> but i dun go to uk alot
[01:00] <Neo_ad|Sleeping> wow thats cool
[01:00] <KoMoSkY> yea i need a server :(
[01:00] <Neo_ad|Sleeping> so what did you spend thr 5k prize money on ?
[01:00] <KoMoSkY> my car
[01:00] <Neo_ad|Sleeping> 10k was first right ?
[01:00] <KoMoSkY> ye
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[01:01] <Neo_ad|Sleeping> sweet
[01:02] <KoMoSkY> neo u part of staff?
[01:02] <Neo_ad|Sleeping> kinda
[01:02] <KoMoSkY> can usetup server?
[01:02] <Dr_Dunce> he's part of the fire service they have
[01:02] <Dr_Dunce> and head-flying-pig-keeper
[01:02] <Neo_ad|Sleeping> aye
[01:03] <KoMoSkY> u can?
[01:03] <Neo_ad|Sleeping> but i would like a signed photo of u in return
[01:03] <Neo_ad|Sleeping> i am a big cs fan
[01:04] <KoMoSkY> i'll see wut i can do
[01:04] <KoMoSkY> i'd have 2 isntall my scanner software
[01:04] * LuKJe is playing CounterStrike on choosehosting.com :: LuKJ`s Server pr0s only (212.42.1.211:20500) with HLSW
[01:04] <Neo_ad|Sleeping> i suppose u could say u are my idle - dont laugh :(
[01:05] <KoMoSkY> lol np it cool
[01:05] <KoMoSkY> so u can hook me up?!
[01:05] <Neo_ad|Sleeping> to the matrix ?
[01:05] <KoMoSkY> a server
[01:05] <Dr_Dunce> i thought they only gave out 18 player servers to the best?
[01:06] <KoMoSkY> i jut want a 12 player
[01:06] <KoMoSkY> 14*
[01:07] <Neo_ad|Sleeping> its really up to cortana
[01:07] <Neo_ad|Sleeping> cortana !!!!
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[01:07] <Neo_ad|Sleeping> cortana would you sort him out please
[01:07] <Neo_ad|Sleeping> he is on
[01:07] <Dr_Dunce> yus, the piggys are getting wrestless :(
[01:07] <Dr_Dunce> he is?
[01:07] <Neo_ad|Sleeping> just speaking to me now
[01:07] <Neo_ad|Sleeping> yes
[01:07] <Neo_ad|Sleeping> he will be with u in a min
[01:07] <Dr_Dunce> are you sure
[01:07] <cortana> ah the bell is ringing
[01:07] <Dr_Dunce> GET OUT
[01:08] <Dr_Dunce> GET OUT SAVE YOURSELF
[01:08] * Dr_Dunce dials 999 - FIRE!!
[01:08] <Dr_Dunce> or doorbell? :D
[01:08] <KoMoSkY> hey cortana
[01:08] <Neo_ad|Sleeping> pigs are escaping HELP
[01:08] <cortana> hi
[01:08] <cortana> hush kids
[01:08] <KoMoSkY> can u hook me up with a 14 player pub cs server?
[01:08] <cortana> we're a bit full at the moment tbh, what with the fires and all
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[01:09] <KoMoSkY> damn caus ei need it 2day 2 train
[01:09] <Dr_Dunce> KoMoSkY, ive got an idea how you can get loads of free servers
[01:09] <Dr_Dunce> you could rename your clan
[01:10] <Dr_Dunce> to choosehosting, or jolt or something
[01:10] <cortana> you could steal one of the public cstrike servers :o
[01:10] <KoMoSkY> how long till u can sort this?
[01:10] <Dr_Dunce> how cool would that be? hundreds of servers!
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[01:11] <KoMoSkY> HOW LONG TILL ALL THIS CAN BE SORTED cause i gotta piss
[01:11] <Neo_ad|Sleeping> KoMoSkY at the tag [CH]KoMoSkY to your irc nick name that might help
[01:11] <Neo_ad|Sleeping> *add
[01:11] <Dr_Dunce> yea, then you can claim all of them are yours!
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[01:12] <KoMoSkY> lol
[01:12] <Dr_Dunce> or .:Jolt:.
[01:12] <KoMoSkY> joly?
[01:12] <KoMoSkY> jolt*
[01:12] <Neo_ad|Sleeping> KoMoSkY really if u do it might tip the balance in your favor
[01:12] <KoMoSkY> wut
[01:13] <Neo_ad|Sleeping> KoMoSkY add the tag [CH]KoMoSkY to your irc nick name that might help <-- it will
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[01:13] <[CH]KoMoSkY> ?
[01:13] <cortana> ok, i think the proles are teasing you KoMoSkY :) we don't actually give out random free servers
[01:13] <[CH]KoMoSkY> hpow does this help?
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[01:13] <[CH]Dr_Dunce> slap me up with a free server plz cortana! Clan brokenoath if you will
[01:13] <KoMoSkY> well it says free 14 player pub server
[01:13] <Neo_ad|Sleeping> dr is it up yet ?
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[01:14] <cortana> wah
[01:14] <[CH]Dr_Dunce> yup
[01:14] <[CH]Dr_Dunce> just went up, tnx cortana
[01:14] <Neo_ad|Sleeping> rah
[01:14] <Neo_ad|Sleeping> choosehosting.com :: #brokenoath ns 2.0
[01:14] <cortana> oh stop it you lot :p
[01:14] <[CH]Dr_Dunce> http://www.choosehosting.com/serverList.php
[01:14] <Neo_ad|Sleeping> cheers cortana
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[01:15] <ReapZor> #bP.ns | We ban fags
[01:15] <ReapZor> wow
[01:15] <KoMoSkY> There is NO charge for making your server public! is text on page
[01:15] <ReapZor> that makes me want to play on that server
[01:15] <[CH]Dr_Dunce> yes KoMoSkY
[01:15] <cortana> hm your team of legal eyed lawyers appear to have found a loophole
[01:15] <[CH]Dr_Dunce> that means you have to have a server to start with :)
[01:16] <[CH]Dr_Dunce> lol
[01:16] <[CH]Dr_Dunce> legal eyed, clever. I like that one
[01:16] <cortana> hm
[01:16] <cortana> i shall have our EAGLE-eyed llawyers sacked, and we will feed them to the pigs
[01:17] <[CH]Dr_Dunce> tbh, best put out the fires first..
[01:17] <cortana> remeber: two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute
[01:17] <KoMoSkY> so no free servers?
[01:17] <[CH]Dr_Dunce> lol
[01:17] <[CH]Dr_Dunce> Class film =D
[01:17] <ReapZor> only for me!
[01:17] <ReapZor> or something..
[01:17] <cortana> fraid not son
[01:18] <KoMoSkY> wel lthat blows
[01:18] <KoMoSkY> u shoulda add
[01:18] <KoMoSkY> There is NO charge for making your server public! (with already purchased provate server)
[01:18] <[CH]Dr_Dunce> well the problem is
[01:18] <[CH]Dr_Dunce> YOUR server...
[01:19] <[CH]Dr_Dunce> o yea! choosehosting clan, duh they are all yours :>
[01:19] <KoMoSkY> yes that can still mean your server u create
[01:19] <gtk[BiM]> cortana: very nice with the new prices, I sure hope we will come back
[01:19] <[CH]Dr_Dunce> lol
[01:19] <cortana> thanks gtk[BiM] :)
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[01:19] <cortana> actually i believe if you examine the print, in the microdot of the i in the word public, a clause that exempts us for actually providing service to anyone apart from tuesday mornings every other month
[01:19] <Neo_ad|Sleeping> lol
[01:19] <[CH]SSJGaz> omg wangserver how sexy!
[01:20] <cortana> gl with your gaming ventures :)
[01:20] <[CH]Dr_Dunce> I used a capactior from an old wank for my physics Courseowkr :)
[01:20] <[CH]Dr_Dunce> coursework*
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